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Absorbent Microfiber Blanket
- Made of supremely soft microfiber
- Highly absorbent inner moisture barrier
- Ideal for travel or playing outside of bed
- Great for squirters or period play
- Machine-washable
- Made in the USA
Product Specs
Product Specs
| SPECIFICATION | VALUE / DESCRIPTION |
|---|---|
|
Type |
Waterproof throw |
|
Size |
72" x 54" |
|
Materials |
100% polyester microvelvet, waterproof internal layer |
| SKU |
Black 14155545 Merlot 14155549
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Shipping
Shipping
We offer the following options at checkout:
- FREE USPS FIRST-CLASS MAIL SHIPPING available on all orders over $29.00
- USPS FIRST CLASS MAIL SHIPPING on order under $29.00: $6.00.
- USPS Priority Mail: $25.00
- USPS Priority Mail Express: $45.00
- UPS Next Day Air*: $75.00
Signature Confirmation service is available at checkout for FREE along with all shipping options. This service is highly recommended to protect valuable purchases and privacy. Tracking information is provided with all orders. FUN FACTORY is not responsible for lost or stolen items.
*NOTE: Orders placed after 3 pm will not be shipped until the following day. Saturday and Sunday do not count towards shipping times, i.e., a UPS Next Day order shipped Friday will not arrive until Monday.
For more information, check the Shipping Information page.
Better Than a Bucket and a Mop
Getting down means that fluids are flowing, from lube to sweat to spit. In the moment, it’s hot, but then there’s the question of cleanup—and stains. Enter the Fascinator: It soaks up everything during your wet-ass play, so you can squirt, menstruate, or ejaculate without a smidge of self-consciousness.
CAN’T I JUST USE A TOWEL?
You can, but it’s not the same. For one thing, body fluids can soak all the way through a towel, while the Fascinator will absorb the stuff completely and keep your furniture (or your kitchen island, or your backseat) dry. For another thing, the Fascinator looks and feels luxurious. Your terry cotton bath towels just can’t compete.
DOES IT MAKE A WEIRD CRINKLY NOISE, LIKE A BAG OF CHIPS?
It does not!
WHY DID FUN FACTORY PARTNER WITH LIBERATOR?
The Atlanta-based brand has a similar code of ethics to ours, including a focus on sustainability. They upcycle their leftover materials and vacuum-compress their toys before packaging them, so they can use less packaging. Plus, they’re good to their factory workers: All their accessories are made in the USA.