ARIES
This season, Rams, you’re viewing your ex with rose-colored nostalgia glasses. As hot as make-up sex can be, you should probably resist the temptation. Instead, get yourself off with a powerhouse toy, like MISS BI, our rabbit vibe, or MANTA, our vibrating penis stroker. You might even try some novel techniques, like listening to audio porn.
Your snack of the month: A sliver of pie, because you don’t have to share
TAURUS
Lean into your Taurean nature and embrace your groundedness. If you’re in an LTR, spend quality time with your partner to strengthen your connection. Another way to strengthen your connection? Oral. Read “How to Give a Clit a BJ” or “Give a Better BJ” for tips. Add vibration to any session with our MASSAGE BULLET and take your oral to the next level.
Your snack of the month: A banana, eaten suggestively in front of your partner
GEMINI
You’re in full-on Gemini intellectual mode this season, reading about complex topics and discussing them with ease. Bring that curiosity to the book Open by Rachel Krantz, which is all about open relationships. And check out our interview with her for more insights. If you’re looking for another great read, pick up Boyslut by the hilarious Zachary Zane.
Your snack of the month: Almonds that you pop into your mouth while turning the page
CANCER
Summon your courage, Crabs. If you’ve been out of the dating game for a while, then this season, you’ll be inspired to get back onto the apps. If your flirtation with your matches ever extends to social media, then check out “How to Be Horny on Main” for tips. And listen to our “Slutty Summer” playlist to get psyched up for your escapades.
Your snack of the month: A handful of Skittles for quick energy to power you through the dating game
LEO
Happy birthday, Lions! Now’s the time to focus on yourself and set aside time for indulgent solo play sessions. You could even add a FUN FACTORY gift card to your wish list, so you can get a new toy for your sexual experiments. Not sure which toy to choose? Check out our guide to FUN FACTORY’s essentials.
Your snack of the month: A big slice of birthday cake
VIRGO
Looking for love, Virgo? This season, reflect on what you really want from a partner, inside and outside the bedroom. We even have a few pointers to guide you. Read “How to Find a Sex-Positive Partner” on our blog. Or you could ask what sex-positivity means to them—a good partner will care about your pleasure!
Your snack of the month: A grapefruit, because slicing and eating it requires some thought
LIBRA
Tap into your inner social butterfly, Libra. This season, you’ll be partying or schmoozing with tons of different people, and some of them are bound to be cute. Keep a battery-powered OCEAN vibe in your tote or glove compartment in case of an unexpected hookup opportunity. For bonus hot-hookup points, carry a 2 oz. bottle of Hathor Pure lube with you, too!
Your snack of the month: A fruit-and-nut bar, because you need something on the go
SCORPIO
This season, Scorpions, you’ll be inspired to take the lead in bed. If you’re typically the receiver, try penetrating your partner with a double dildo like SHARE LITE. Or, if you’re typically the giver, add new sensations with our c-ring NŌS, which makes every thrust vibrate and doubles as a finger vibe.
Your snack of the month: Mousse that you spoon-feed to your partner, because you’re in control
SAGITTARIUS
You may have some wanderlust this season, Sag. Book a FUN trip and pack your favorite rechargeable toy—with its flickering tips, VOLTA’s always a winner, and BIG BOSS is loved by size royalty. Make sure you turn on the travel lock before you board your train or plane!
Your snack of the month: The packet of pretzels you get on a flight
CAPRICORN
Caps, this season, you’ll reflect on a relationship that turned sour. As you’re thinking back, remember that you can pleasure yourself powerfully without a partner. You could use VIM, our wildly popular new wand, to stimulate any external hot spot. For in-depth tips on how to use it, read “How VIM Became Cy Smash’s Favorite Wand.”
Your snack of the month: A personal pizza, because it’s just for you
AQUARIUS
Single Aquarians, now’s the perfect time to be on the prowl. The stars are aligned for you, so get out there, wear your best outfits, and flirt. Keep a bottle of SUTIL Luxe on your nightstand so you’re always prepared to play. You could even use a small sex pillow if you want to try some adventurous positions.
Your snack of the month: Spicy chocolate, because it’s a little daring
PISCES
The word of the moment is “self-care.” One surefire way to take care of yourself? Have an O! Our girthy TIGER vibe and our easy-to-use COBRA LIBRE II penis vibe are both excellent for self-pleasure. Or, if self-massage is more your speed, grab one of the SUTIL massage oils, with fragrance notes like tangerine, cinnamon, and ginger or frankincense, jasmine, and vetiver.
Your snack of the month: A green smoothie, because it’s good for you
