How to Be Horny on Main

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Instagram’s messaging section is a hot and raunchy place to be, and you know what? We’re into it. But also, Instagram is more FUN when people put it all out there, in the comments and in their pics. For some folks, the prospect of being horny on main is daunting. You may think, “What if I look desperate?” or “What if my butt isn’t the right size, shape, or texture?” (It’s perfect.) 

Reassuringly, there are many ways of being a loveable horndog on Instagram, so you can choose one or more that feels right. Check out a few of our favorites below, and get to posting.

The Flirty Commenter

If somebody looks good in a photo, let ‘em know. (Use common sense, though—don’t flirt with a coworker or someone who’s already turned you down, for example.) A safe bet is to use a single emoji, like 😍 or🔥—or even 🤤 if you’re willing to be a little forward slash gross.

If you want to go a little bolder, a one-word comment might do the trick. Something like “hottie,” “BABE,” or “cutie” makes a statement without giving too much away.

If you have a history with the Instagram user who’s posting, you can bring a little more heat to your comments. Find a way to bring up a hot memory without others recognizing that it’s a hot memory. Inside jokes are fair game!

The Subtle Thirst-Trapper

Not every thirst trap has to have a spandex-clad bubble butt in gym mirrors! (If you’re looking for butt selfie tips, though, we asked the master.) It’s just as eye-catching to take a flattering selfie in everyday clothes, at just the right angle to highlight your assets. You don’t have to Facetune your picture or apply any filters. Often, the natural look is hotter.

As for what to wear, pick whatever makes you feel confident, even if it’s just a pair of gray sweatpants!

The Suggestive Pollster

You know the Polls and Questions features on Stories? Well, you can steer them in a flirty direction. Ask your followers for their best baby-making music, or poll them on their favorite underwear. The answers may titillate you, and you’ll probably get a few saucy DMs, too.

The Proud Sexpot

If you feel like taking a selfie in a wet t-shirt while holding THE BOSS between your teeth, then by all means, do it! Just a few words of advice: Be hot and proud, not self-deprecating and coy. Shameless sexuality is always a good thing.